Being creative:
Can I light my sword on fire?
Can I push a bookshelf over?
Can I then stab the bandit in the eye?

Hmmm

Okay, flaming swordboi, the bookcase falls on your enemy and you stabby stab stab the bandit with your flaming sword.

Now for a real thrill.

“A god has chosen you. He consecrates you to serve the flaming sword of Stabby for the rest of your life. (note, your party may no longer “sneak” as your sword bursts into flame whenever you sense an enemy)”